<<got any openings?>>
That depends.
Do you want to be an investor, an accountant, or an employee?
If you want to invest, we're going to have our IPO just as soon as JDSU is hitting all-time highs again (that'll be the right market, to do our IPO successfully in). With regular Secondary offerings, to keep our # of shares equal to CSCO's. If you prefer the safety of bonds, we're also offering 20-year convertibles, 27% interest, denominatd in Argentinian pesos.
To qualify for the accountant job, you must have prior relevant experience, doing the books of Enron or Global Crossing.
To be an employee, there is only one requirement. You must be related to me, by blood or marriage. |
