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Politics : WAR on Terror. Will it engulf the Entire Middle East?
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To: Haim R. Branisteanu who wrote (4433)5/17/2002 3:30:37 PM
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To: All Suicide Bombers

From: Usama bin-Laden

RE: Available Virgins

Please note that since leaving the Presidency, former American President Clinton has driven down the population of virgins. We had hoped for the opposite to happen.

As a result, a suicide bomber should expect to receive only 35 virgins in Paradise, rather than the previously promised 70. We regret this.

Happy Jihading,

Usama
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