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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: ild who wrote (23619)5/19/2002 2:37:06 PM
From: xr1  Read Replies (1) of 62548
 
Subject: Choice One Health Plan
> >
> >A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local
> >hospital, when during her tour of floors, she
> >passed a
> >room where a male patient was
> >masturbating.
> >
> >"Oh my GOD!" said the lady. "That's disgraceful;
> >why is he doing that?"
> >
> >The doctor leading the tour explained, "I am sorry,
> >but this man has a very
> >serious condition where the
> >testicles rapidly fill with semen.
> >If he doesn't do that five times a day,
> >they'll explode and he will die within minutes."
> >
> >"Oh, that's terrible," said the lady.
> >
> >In the very next room they could see
> >that a female nurse was performing
> >oral sex on a different male patient.
> >
> >"OH my GOD!" said the lady, "How can that be
> >justified?"
> >
> >The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health
> >plan."
>
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