a little humor...
If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee- what would you do?
Here is one analysis:
1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect
5.The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
* Screams that his security is in peril
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee
* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with
weapons of mass insects
* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on Human
Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
Discrimination against Noah's Ark
* Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or
landing in coffee cups
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in
his way.
* Imposes more military aid on the American
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup
of coffee
* Claims lifetime free coffee from the cafe as compensation |
