This is from RB not from SI, and I posted the posts instead of the links because it flows better that way. Sue me. Please note that there was less than 3 weeks, first post to last.
Doug
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3758 of 5485
26 Jul 1999, 11:32 AM EDT
If my F#@&IN money wasn't all tied up in 500 shares at 34
and change I'd be buying as much as possible. Unfortunetly
I can't afford to sell some of the other stocks I'm in BWEB,LQID. I'm up quite a bit on both of those, but losing my shorts on RAMP. Earnings 144% of expected, wonderful technology, NASDAQ getting killed, hanging on for dear life.
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3775 of 5485
26 Jul 1999, 03:47 PM EDT
OT : I'M GOING FU#!ING BROKE WITH THIS ONE!!!!!
GOD I WISH I HAD ABOUT 5000$ TO AVERAGE DOWN THE COST OF WHAT I ALREADY OWN AT 34 A SHARE. OUCH, OUCH..MY BWEB IS GETTING KILLED TODAY TOO. I GOT THAT AT 19 THANK GOD.
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3776 of 5485
26 Jul 1999, 03:50 PM EDT
WELL I'M GOING TO HANG MYSELF, IF THE ROPE SNAPS I SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW. GOOD LUCK GOD BLESS....
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3827 of 5485
27 Jul 1999, 10:52 AM EDT
OT : The Dental Floss Snapped, Once again not successful I tried hanging myself after yesterdays brutal blood bath. Thanks Livingstone for the kind words as I was falling from the chair on my way to the floor all that was going through my head was the words of Livingstone "I love you man." Well hopefully it won't be necessary to attempt this again. Good luck everyone I know except for a rare few are getting killed we'll come back, and if not I'll use one of my computer cables next time, you know that's not snapping.
Good Luck All.........
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3909 of 5485
28 Jul 1999, 02:34 PM EDT
Well I've been unsucessfull in both hanging myself and making money on RAMP. Better luck tonight, will be testing poison tonight, this hanging stuff takes to much planning. Well if the poison doesn't kill me I'll see you guys tomorrow, probably on my laptop in a hospital bed.
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3913 of 5485
28 Jul 1999, 02:55 PM EDT
Oh.......I'll be hanging in there and if that doesn't work, I'm riding a bicycle off a big RAMP right into the Grand Canyon, while on fire with a noose around my neck tied to the bumper of an eighteen wheeler traveling in the other direction after ingesting enough arsenic to stone an elephant.
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3914 of 5485
28 Jul 1999, 02:56 PM EDT
I'm going to pick up a tRAMP to make myself feel better. Atleast something will go up in that case.
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3925 of 5485
28 Jul 1999, 04:25 PM EDT
Hey Livingstone!! I've got some extra heroine!! what do ya say we get together for a double overdose!! There would be more news for RAMP!! We could probably drive the price down quite a bit more, great buying op for the rest of the unfortunates. At this point I'M ready to help the rest. Can you see it....
Headlines...
2 STOCK HOLDERS IN RAMP NETWORKS KILLED THEMSELVES TODAY, THE GOOD NEW FOLKS IS THIS HASN'T CHANGED ANYTHING STOCK PRICES CONTINUE TO PLUMMET. p.s 18 YEAR OLD GENIOUS FROM BACKWOODS ALABAMA MADE 14 MILLION TODAY SCREWING AROUND ON HIS COMPUTER AND ACCIDENTIALLY PUTS IN BUY ORDER FOR whogivesashit.com WHICH SKYROCKETED FROM 0.12$ A SHARE TO WELL OVER 50.00$
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 3976 of 5485
29 Jul 1999, 04:29 PM EDT
Hello all!! I just got finished attempting to bungee jump off the twin towers with just a thick rope tied around my neck, that didn't work out, so I've been inhaling ridiculios amount of Nitrous Oxide and laughing my balls off watching myself lose so much damn money well the tanks are empty, So right now after slowly prying off all my finger nail and sliding a glass rod into my unit to hit it with a hammer I'm attempting to swallow turpentine while slowly sanding whats left of my right leg off......RAMP is driving me F#@&ing Nuts, Oh I sanded them off too. Hopefully I'll step out of work tonight and get hit by a bus!!
It's been fun again good luck I'll see you unfortunates in the A.M..........I'm going to get drunk!!
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 4079 of 5485
03 Aug 1999, 03:59 PM EDT
Good Fu#kin afternoon, just got in from trying to drown myself in a vat of pudding, I think I'll go hammer my hands and feet to wooden planks set them afire and race crazily in my car the wrong way down Route 95 see if I could catch a bus. Ohhh! would it be tremendous to leave work and accidentally fall into a hole that was being filled with cement!!!
BACK TO THE NITROUS OXIDE, LADIES AND GENTS I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH....you know what I mean!!!
Who loves RAMP more than I do??? RAMP RAMP
Sarcasm the lowest form of humor!!!
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 4100 of 5485
04 Aug 1999, 02:44 PM EDT
Just got done sniffing concentrated habenero pepper extract to see if I could burn my fU#KIN eyes out, Good news is I bought enough piranhas to make a pretty dense population in my swimming pool, which will probably be repossessed with everything else, including my human size blender which doubles as an enormous drink maker and ofcourse peace maker, they're also taking my Auto-matic garage door hanger, and my TrickedYA chain saw, my GoodByeFeet Vacuum, UDon'tNeed those arms weed whacker, C4 T.V, and the U really lose Nut Salter.
God I've got one hell of a nasal drip!!!
RAMP RAMP he's are man
If he can't do it
The HEY I'll stand on your nuts meat tenderizer can!!!
Peace and love LADIES and GENTS I'm going to continue the scientific testing to determine if a 12 foot python can really eat a human!!
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 4119 of 5485
05 Aug 1999, 04:05 PM EDT
God I feel GOOD! I just got in from sitting on home plate at the high speed batting cages with someone swinging at every pitch that smacked me in the mouth, woooooo the colors!!! I'm going to local gas station to stick the air hose up my ### and see if I can blow my fu#kin intestines out my mouth, while drilling a couple new ear holes! Wow I haven't felt this good since my brother accidentally slammed my head in the trunk of his car repeatedly.
You know what they say!!
"If RAMP is tanking nows the time to see how far you can wedge a very sharp pencil up you FU#KIN nose.
Not to get off the subject but my DAD always said.
"If you ever lose more that 50% on RAMP, thats fine, just burn your FU#KIN house down and collect the insurance.
And of course the advice of co-workers
"HEY if RAMP crashes, that's O.K. we don't own it FU#KIN sucker!!!
What to do? What to do? Go RAMP Go RAMP!! Kick some ###!!
I love RAMP Cause I have no other choice, I love ramp cause I have no other choice!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 4126 of 5485
05 Aug 1999, 04:54 PM EDT
SmillaQ...at this point I have enough character for you, me and 3 movies.
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 4142 of 5485
06 Aug 1999, 03:03 PM EDT
Good Afternoon!! I just got done buttering my entire body so I could make a smooth slide through our big paper shredder. The good news is self-combustion takes to much concentration, but I'm not giving up, cause I'm broke, pretty ugly, and GOD DAMN IT people like me. I'm currently developing a piece of machinery that takes all the guess work out of injuring yourself, I'm going to call it the HEY PUSH THIS BUTTON AND YOUR FU#KIN HEAD COMES RIGHT OFFALATOR. The IPO will be low! Well all I can tell you is that trying to cook yourself is next to impossible, 12 foot pythons don't like humans, cows are harmless, high voltage relieves stress, stitches are getting expensive and RAMP ohhhh RAMP.
Well again words of encouragement from my DAD!
When RAMP hits 14, simply fake your own death, then stage a bus accident and sue, sue, sue, and if that doesn't work out for ya, stop FU#KIN calling me.
CO-WORKERS say---
Oh don't worry about it, who cares if it hits 10 we still don't own it you FU#KIN sucker.
Friends say--
Hey, we saw what happened to RAMP.....pause...do you want us to shoot you in the back of the FU#KIN head cause we know it's tough to do it yourself and we care you know!!
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By: walshti $$ Msg. 4180 of 5485
11 Aug 1999, 03:02 PM EDT
Hey All, I just got done manufacturing an adapter for your standard urinal, you simply slip it in the urinal, attach over you genital region and flush, this powerful little ####### will tear your FU#KIN guts out, The good news is this will also cure severe cases of blue balls. I've incorporated an immediate KILL switch if you find this slightly painful just pull the trigger this will fire a lighting bolt through the aluminum foil glasses that come free of charge if you order in the next 10 minutes. On the lighter side, I've spent the last 2 days with golf ball size wounds on my head, neck, shoulder, back and face region from failed attempts at catching flying golf balls in my mouth at the local driving range. (not to mention some jail time) Ohhh that hurt. Anyway I have also failed at the 550 volt hand buzzer, the .357 magnum tooth brush, the BOOOOOOM whooopie cushion, sulfuric acid soap dispenser, Circular Saw CD-ROM, and of course the-- Oh that connects the circuit stapler.
You all know the old saying folks, It's all fun and games until RAMP's CFO gets stuck in the eye.
Some advice from POP's
Don't worry son, your Mother and I have known for years that your a FU#KIN loser, this RAMP thing comes as no surprise.
Co-workers
You are one DUM Mother FU#KER, Didn't learn to stop after losing your wife, house, kids, and design laboratory.
My- Advice--
None of that sh#t matters as long as my new design laboratory comes with fireproof walls!!! HA, HA , HA, HA, Of course cause I'm testing my George Foreman Tanning Bed!! Can you hear the little basta#rd on the INFOMERCIAL.....
"Oh look that fat basta#rd he's 350lbs.....10 minutes in the GEORGE FOREMAN TANNING BED!! And POW!! No fat, and look at at his FU#KIN Tan ladies and gentlemen. Now is that Amazing or What??""
Good to be back, Peace!! =-) |
