Dear Anthony,
Anthony@Equity Investigations, that sure is a great title. Over the years we have seen quite a few agencies investigate you. I think your only case now is to plead temporary insanity. Oh wait, you have already used that one. You can try it again, but then can we call you permanently insane?
Tony, I would like to say you fell off the path, unfortunately I don't believe you were ever on it. Everything you do, always had an underlying foul smell to it. Even when you tried doing some charity there was an uproar about the possibility of it not being legit. You may have won the respect of hundreds of people for being a brilliant shorter, but you are not brilliant. Any monkey can do what you did. What you did is nothing to be proud of. You have no reputation considering everything people know about you was built on falsehood.
The people have caught your tricks many times before, but for some reason they haven't learned. I pray that today is the day they come to the conclusion you are just no good. When you return in 20 years (if were lucky), I know you will try and rebuild your empire. You will tell everyone you are very sorry. You had a revelation in jail and decided to dedicate the rest of your life to helping the little people fight the corrupt companies. You will tell them you were under heavy stress - your $200,000 car had a scratch and you didn't know what to do. You are no robbin hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. You were stealing from the poor and giving to yourself.
Well, I bid you farewell and hopefully we will never hear your name in the news again. I know, if you were to ever read this letter, it would make you quite upset. But I believe my next sentence probably upsets you the most.
DM is still alive, ticking and well.
I see SI in ruins,
Daniel Miller
I am glad the book about him, Scam Dogs, quotes me for saying A@P should not have been allowed back on SI. Any arguments now?
I do not plan on sticking around so this is a hello and a goodbye post. |
