The found the bones of Noah buried in the mud on the north shore of the Black Sea. From the nature of the burial, they can be sure that he drowned. He seemed to be an elderly gent, with a wooden leg, and an eye patch. He was found with the bones of a parakeet near his left shoulder. He was holding a ticket in his hand for one, for 30 talents. It read "A. Noah, Passage on JS Titanic, Flood Ark, Steerage Berth, 3rd Class. Port Atlantis, Dock 15, 2-Trunks No Pets. June 1, 5800 B.C."
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