After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said
the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The redneck said to
the doctor, "I may not be the smartest fella in the world, but I don't see
how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count:
> >"2"
> >
> >"3"
> >
> >"4"
> >
> >"5"
> >
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Georgia, Kentucky, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia. |
