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To: StockDung who wrote (9961)	6/6/2002 2:57:36 PM
From: pilapir	Read Replies (6) of 19428

Middle East suicide? Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle... - No premarital sex. - No booze. None. Never. - Sand. &^%* sand everywhere! - No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV. - No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No Hooters!!. - No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. - Sand. &^%* sand everywhere! - No organized sports of any kind. That's right-NO sports!!! - Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. - No thongs. No Victoria's Secret Stuff. - Very, very, very few cars. - Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels. - Sand. &^%* sand everywhere! - Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish. - Sandstorms. More *$#@ sand everywhere! Rags for clothes and hats. - Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips. - Eating with your right hand only... because you wipe your butt with your left hand! - Toilet tissue unknown. - Sand. &^%** sand everywhere! - No golf! Just sand traps. - Constant wailing from next door ....no wait, that's music! - Oh, and did I mention all that sand? - And when you die it's supposed to all get better.... No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions!!!!.......

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