Here is an explanation of Loral's share price performance from a scientific point of view. I did not write this, but the author is well know to Loral longs.
Gentlemen,
Don't be perturbed by the seemingly inexplicable, precipitous collapse
of LOR share prices.
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Some of my physicist peers, with whom I have been collaborating on a new
research project, assure me that that the 2 mutually exclusive and
contradictory, but well proven and previously held, scientific theories
on LOR shares, have now been reconciled in a "unification" theory, as
follows;
1) Theory 1, LOR relativity, held that LOR = ?GSTRF//BERNIE? Squared, or
expressed another way,
Exponentially increasing debt load, accelerated by the velocity of CEO
loss of credibility, squared by 5 Billion dollar programs with no
revenue expectations, are inversely proportional to LOR share price
movements. This of course, makes sense and has been demonstrably
provable using every known experimental test.
2) Theory 2, LOR Quantum mechanics
An also sound and observably proven, yet seemingly contradictory theory,
holds that at the LOR share CEO subhuma.... I mean subatomic level, LOR
shares behave in ways that are readily documented and observable. Yet,
these LOR movements defy all the previously understood relationships
expected via LOR relativity.
For example, LOR shares, which should cyclically at times move in 2
opposing directions, have been clearly demonstrated to move in only one
direction (Negative I believe). Also, somewhat contrary to LOR
relativity, LOR movements in a downward direction, can at times make
huge unpredictable leaps downward, from one level to another, without
EVER traversing the space in between each downward level!! How can we
account for, or reconcile, such phenomena with classic investment
principles, of more relative downward LOR share price movements?
3) Cosmic LOR String theory, unification at last!!!!
Luckily, a new theory is emerging, LOR cosmic "string" theory which will
now allow reconciliation and unification of previous theories.
String theory postulates, among other things, that within the first few
milliseconds of LOR's initial IPO, (some 15 billion milliseconds ago,
give or take a couple billion)... as many as 10 additional dimensions
existed, over and above the space/time continuum of dimensional LOR
share reality that we observe today.
Some of these dimensions, could be described as virtually infinitely
long, infinitely elastic "strings" of non space/time/matter phenomena,
which I cannot adequately describe in this short text. The way these
entities would behave, might be similar in analogy, to the way decision
making processes occur in the minds of some CEO's, and boards of
directors. Completely inscrutable, and beyond all known laws of LOR
physics, at least to the intellectually constrained, classically
trained, astro physicist (or rocket scientist.)
These additional dimensional entities, could be described as being
ultimately "rolled up" into ultra massive but little understood string
phenomena, which could ultimately, later in LOR's cosmic life, allow
for such bizarre anomalies as the currently observed swallowing of huge
masses of LOR share valuations, into swirling "black hearted CEO holes".
These "Black hearted CEO holes", are so gravitationally DENSE... as to
appear to cause such bizarre behavior as the elimination of all LOR
market capitalization, as it is collapsed into a point of "singularity"
much smaller than .0001 cent. Again it is DENSITY, we see at work here.
Yes, fellow scientists, sure this all appears to means that the LOR share
universe will ultimately collapse and vanish entirely,... but take
heart!!
One of the interesting elements of the new string theory, is that large
institutional investment gravitational bodies out there, are currently
converting huge blocks or "preferred" LOR shares into "common", and
using "shorted" common in the conversion process. Since LOR mass cannot
be lost due to relativity, and instead must be converted to some other
form (albeit considering massive entropy in the process), but can yet
seemingly drop to almost nothingness via quantum mechanics,... rest
assured that the above, currently observed LOR "preferred" activity, may
have an outcome via "LOR string unification theory" that is unexpected.
Perhaps for example, a tear in the fabric of the space/time continuum
that might allow for a short burst of LOR share magnitude increase, in
an alternate dimension, for a few microseconds in time, if influenced by
other, as yet not fully understood forces.
But then again, maybe not.
Please do not submit this thesis for peer review. It is not quite ready.
Regards,
Dr. XXXXXX XXXXXX |
