A major correction to post #27232...
My wife, for some weird reason, was really bugging me to go out and mow the lawn (even though it was still well below 18 inches high), while I trying to write that particular post. And, as I only type 7-8 words per minute, even using both fingers, I made an incredibly HUGE typographical omission blunder in my post.
This line should have read:
They're moving faster THEN one of Aunt Jain's world-famous Gorilla Fritters passes through your system.
So, in a meager attempt to help appease for being so remiss in such a flagrant grammatical violation of all known rules of proper English sentence formation, I feel obliged to re-post the top secret recipe of those incredible "Fritters," for those who may have missed it:
funphone.com
And regarding the "Go2Netrillionaires" logo. I'm so sorry to inform you that I own the copyright, patent, trademark, watermark and every other kind of mark for that particular design...as I created it from whole cloth, so to speak. It even passed the copyright infringement test of ever single former executive of Go2Net...and Paul Allen.
However, for the price of a single T-shirt, I would most graciously grant you a temporary-use permit. I'd even send you a copy of the original graphic.
But, it sounds like you have much more creative ideas up your sleeve...
So, as Gilda Radner used to say...never mind. |
