Let me tell you a bedtime story PartyTime.....
Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom of thugs, there were a bear, a heron, and an indian who lived and worked together. They terrorized others who dared to venture into their lawless kingdom by bullying the weak and the less fortunate.
Each night, the bear would spread his armpits, the heron would lied on one side, and the indian would be on the opposit side. They would then take turn smelling the bear armpits, kissing his butts, and praised one another until late into the night, and in the above described position, they fell asleep dreaming they went to heaven. They dreamed about arriving at Heaven's Gate where Saint Petersburg greeted them, and gave each of them a bottle of Channel #5.
End of story....
PS: The moral of the story is,.........nah, there is no moral to this story, it is just a joke I made up about some dudes who smell armpits thinking they sniff channel's perfume, don't take it personal. :) |
