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Politics : Stockman Scott's Political Debate Porch

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To: Jim Willie CB who wrote (372)6/11/2002 5:39:10 PM
From: SOROS  Read Replies (1) of 89467
 
Someone said the market was looking like Tyson, so I gave this:

Top ten ways the stock market is like Mike Tyson:

10. Insanely over-valued and over-paid.

9. Constantly coming up with new ways to present itself in order to scam more money from the sheep.

8. Keeps getting back up, not willing to face reality, but perhaps now down for the count.

7. Probably has lost the trust of enough sheep that they are not willing to fork over their hard-earned cash only to be disappointed again.

6. Is handled by crooked promoters and lawless accountants.

5. Does a terrible job of mishandling money (losing, wasting, stealing) so must keep trying to get new money coming its way.

4. Keeps the outside appearance looking in shape, but rotting away on the inside.

3. Not satisfied with just taking most sheep's money, but even wants to consume body parts.

2. The entire program is run by Don King-like clowns.

And, the number one way that the stock market is like Mike Tyson:

1. Ugly and rich can be attractive, but ugly and broke is just ugly and broke.
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