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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (227)	6/12/2002 12:41:55 AM
From: Constant Reader	Read Replies (1) of 344

As "She WHo Must Be Obeyed," a.k.a. "Sherry" by non-believers, has been rendered momentarily dumb-struck by your unearthly appearance (for goodness sake man, get dressed!) it is my duty and honor to bestow upon you the title of head chimney sweep, keeper of the keys, and official voice of Mommy.* Although we cannot imagine why anyone should decline this rare honor, you may do so at any time, as long as it is within the next five minutes. Failing that, your non-transferable lifetime appointment will be entered into the Official Record with an indelible magic marker, right next to the giant gold star. The keys should be on the table. If E forgot to leave them there for you, fear not as they will soon arrive via special courier (nothing but the best for you!) in a plain brown wrapper. *For an explanation of why this makes you head chimney sweep, please click on the link below: Message 17590194

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