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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TGL WHAAAAAAAT! Alerts, thoughts, discussion.
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To: CerealMan who wrote (106778)6/22/2002 2:05:17 PM
From: CerealMan  Read Replies (1) of 150070
 
a true story about ed?

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous
zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated
elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and
more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes
before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let
fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200
pounds of poop!
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was
attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil
enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like
a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of
the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.
Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head
on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant
continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him,"
said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective
Erik Dern. "With no one else there to help him,
he lay under all that dung for at least an hour
before a watchman came along, and during that
time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of
those freak accidents that happen."

good fortune ;-)...
pops
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