OT: POLITICAL HUMOR
A first grade teacher is explaining to her class that she is a Republican. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George W. Bush. All but one little girl raises their hands. "Mary," says the teacher with surprise, "why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not Republican," says Mary. "Well, what are you?" asks the teacher. "I'm a Democrat and proud of it," replies Mary. The teacher cannot believe her ears. "My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?" asks the teacher. "Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too," Mary responds. "Well," says the teacher in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "we'd be Republicans." |
