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To: alanrs who wrote (121106)6/28/2002 9:11:20 PM
From: Jon Koplik   of 152472
 
Silly response to : "where to get a better than 1.3% rate on cash."

Remember those irritating ads for (the "great") Investors Business Daily newspaper, where one person said : "I made 100% on my money with Investors Business Daily" ?

My scenario for just how they made 100% :

They went to a place where there were lots of newspaper vending machines.

They found the one that had Investors Business Daily.

They put in their 4 quarters.

The machine was malfunctioning.

It gave them a copy of the paper without keeping their 4 quarters.

Plus, the person before them was so dumb that they had left their 4 quarters in the coin return.

The person removed all 8 quarters from the coin return.

Thus, 100% on her money with Investors Business Daily.

Jon.
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