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Dec 24 12:59 PM EST

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To: stockman_scott who wrote (170018)	6/29/2002 9:27:25 PM
From: John Koligman	Read Replies (1) of 176387

Well, I always wanted to understand all those fancy terms corporate bigwigs have been throwing around for the past few years. Now, thanks to the current issue of Barron's, I do!!! Regards, John EBDITA = Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor. EBIT = Earnings before irregularities and tampering. CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer. NAV = Normal Andersen valuation. EPS = Eventual prison sentence. And from former Fed governor Laurence Meyer: "If al Qaeda truly wanted to disrupt the U.S. economy, it would dispatch ships full of accountants to our ports instead of suicide bombers."

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