You're all cash, and you need help? I will be more than happy to help.
First, take ten percent of the cash and buy beer, brats, and breakfast sausages.
Next, take ten percent of the cash and buy yourself an incredible set of golf clubs.
Third, take ten percent of the cash and donate it to a worthwhile charity (but not one you are or would like to be married to <g>)
Fourth, take seventy percent of the cash and send it, postage prepaid, to:
Original Mad Dog
P.O. Box 666
Chicago, IL 60606-0666
There, your dilemmas have all been solved, and free of charge too! |
