Where are ya, Carranzito, when you are needed the most??
It's hard to pass through the looking glass for a visit to the Nokia Parallel Universe very often. You know, the place where Dr. J.is a stupid thug worse than Saddam; EDGE, GPRS, and UMTS are better than anyone ever expected; prospects are always peachy/rosy; Jorma and his Cavalcade of Ass-Kissers are the ultimate in integrity despite questionable market share figures; Rod Nelson is a boy genius; GSM has never been hacked; Jorma never said "millions and millions" of GPRS sets by last Fall; etc, etc.
Whenever I visit here I hear a calliope, see evil grinning floating clowns, hear things that make me laugh--frankly, I start looking for Rod Serling and wait for my visions of Dali and Gala laughing their silly heads off while doing a Finnish tango to turn grainy black and white, then subside.
Sorry, Illmarinen, I prefer the other side of the looking glass. The Nokia Parallel Universe is not much to my taste. |
