Oh, ALAS, 'Neocon.' You must go? <breathlessly> ...
Will you RETURN???!!!!????
I am negligent in providing instructions on the 'finishing' of the doily laundering.
I have tarried in my responsibility to help you along with your wonderful surprise for your family.
I'll wait ... patiently ... until you return, with your usual flaccid flamboyance, to continue the 'recipe.'
In the meantime, however, GET THE DA*NED THINGS OUT OF THE SERVANTS' WASHBASIN, okay?
It's IMPERATIVE to preserve the 'integrity' of the 'original documents,' shall I say ...
Put them in a Martha Stewart-approved Tupperware (TM) container with 1.22mm of your sterilized, Woolite (YTM) enhanced laundering material and HIDE THEM on the back wraparound veranda in the 'teeniest' remote corner that your wife can see from inside the French patio doors.
You don't want to spoil the wonderful surprise , after all.
I'll get back to you ASAP with final doily laundering/drying instructions.
Fondest regards, for you as well as ALL 'oppressed' white male middle-aged RWE,
Bonnie
What's YOUR first name, Neocon? BTW?
Something like 'Poindexter III?' |
