<<just divert social security money to the market. that will prop it up...for a while.>>
Even better....SELL the mountains of gold residing in Ft. Knox (that'll shut up those knuckleheaded gold bugs once and for all), and take the proceeds and buy stocks. Not the indexes either, but quality $hit like Broke-Aid, Broadcom, VERT and SEE-BULL! Get those animal spirits going again, yeah baby, that'll get J1P outta this funk!<G>
Print up a hundred (or FIVE) billion on Greenies magic presses, and use 'em to BUY HOUSES, then give 'em away via lottery. That'll keep the problem of foreclosures down (hell, you can torch the foreclosed ones...that'll keep "supply" under control, just make the banks whole with the lottery proceeds). Yeah, that's the ticket....<G>
And WHATEVER you do, get these *^Y*(&%^ dumbazz bearz OFF of the airwaves! Lock up Fleck, and Tice, and that numbskull John Roque, and Richard Russell and Fred Hickey, and THROW AWAY THE KEY! Otherwise, THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON!
I hope I've made myself clear!<G> |
