NEOCON!!!! IMPORTANT!!! ...
I forgot the LEMON JUICE!!!!!!!
And SALT!!!!!
Lemon juice imported from Samoa. Only. Best in world. 3/4 cup.
Sea salt imported from Pelaponesia. Only. Best in world. 2.67890 centimeters, precisely.
Gently stir with the stainless steel whisk imported from Germany (you remember: the one that I insisted you purchase to perform the cleansing-of-the-antique-tatted-doily project of a week back? THAT one.)
first, the lemon juice.
Then, carefully 'salt' the waters with the sea salt, gently stirring in a CLOCKWISE motion in a subdued manner that will not produce any 'wake' in the mixing receptacle. That's VERY IMPORTANT.
When the cleansing waters appear 'clear' again, it's time to roll up the sleeves and GET BUSY!!!
Using one square of the imported from Bangladesh 100% cotton cheesecloth, fold with knife-edge precision into half, then half again.
Dip one corner into the holy water cleansing solution. Saturate.
Apply thricely to each limb of the antique brass finished sconces on your piece.
Repeat until all are complete.
Allow to dry precisely 11.356 minutes.
Repeat application process four times more.
Allow, after final application, to air-dry in precisely 78.9 degree room temperature, overnight.
Oh. I was SO WORRIED that I'd 'left you hanging,' so to speak ... without appropriate instruction!!
-g-
I SO HOPE I caught -g- you in time!!!
Best of luck, big guy ...
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