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Politics : Stockman Scott's Political Debate Porch

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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (2444)7/17/2002 3:14:46 PM
From: C Nelson Reilly  Read Replies (5) of 89467
 
Here's one for you Comiskey:

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I’ve lived large since birth
I’m a fuckin’ Colossus
And I stomp the earth!

I use cayenne pepper when I cook my books,
I couldn’t care less about how it looks.
My deals got made, some pipe got laid,
Don’t know about you but I GOT PAID!

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I have enormous girth
I’m a cholesterol freighter
With a huge net worth!

I told the people to kiss my portly ass,
Colin says my colon reeks of mustard gas!
I banked all of my loot in a three-piece suit
I refer to my groin as “Brown & Root!”

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I don’t care who I screw
Satan wears a bracelet
“What Would Cheney Do?”

I’m long the war full boar, I’m a back room whore,
I let Osama do my mama on my kitchen floor!
I deferred income and the Vietnam draft
I’m a rotund porker like William H.Taft!

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I eat pretty well
The Devil gets the vig
On the stuff I sell

I own the deed to the House of Pain,
I rent a room to Saddam Hussein!
Iran and Iraq? Give ‘em both a whack!
Those Afghani farmers are talkin’ smack!
I break the law but I’m not scared
I bought my conscience from Melvin Laird!

I’M BIG DICK CHENEY
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Copyright 2002
Maya Angelou
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