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To: Liam Kingsmill who wrote (518)	7/16/1997 5:33:00 PM
From: Ross	of 1551

liam, If your clients are lawyers they probably will not like these.. :D What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die. Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick. What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea. -------------------------------------------- It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?) ... that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. " Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question

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