Just go this from my former broker, from one of the big houses...
I cannot figure out why I'm still on his list after leaving 4 years ago.
Guess he's hoping I'll come running back <g>
Hard to believe it took this long for that Bud joke to hit the boys on Wall Street, we had it months ago <gg>
Investment Advice
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you
would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
Cheers to all,and keep smilin'!
Yeah, I'll bet all his clients are smiling these days...
Now I would LOVE to know if they ever had a buy on Enron, Nortel or Worldcom. Think I'll go look...
If so, sending this email to clients and former clients is in really poor taste! |
