If you put 1 million into internet stocks in 1995 you would have 10 thousand today. However if you bought 40,000 cases of Budweiser and drank them, and then returned the empties you would still have 200,000 dollars and at 10 beers per friend, you would have 99,900 new drinking buddies, any of whom would loan you their car, girlfriend or money.
If you opened your own bar, you could have sold the beer for 2 million 4 hundred thousand dollars, and taken home 99,900 women who dumped their drunken boyfriends by the nights end.
Beer is a better investment than stock.
Case, (hic) opened.
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