>>"As I recall, he eventually "solved" the problem by leading the nation into a war with Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany. Lucky guy."<<
Ah yes...and then we can solve "problems" today with the Cheney/Bush forever War on Terrorism interspersed with Wag the Dog invasions of Iraq and those other members of the "Axis of Evil". Who were those other members btw? Was it Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Sudan, Kuwait....? No, it could not be Kuwait. Didn't we protect them from Iraq. Well I'll be darned, we did and I believe we protected Saudi Arabia from them too. So who are these Wag the Dog candidates. Well why don't we attack Iran and hey what about North Korea? You know what...why don't we add China to the list and frankly Indonesia has a bunch of Moslems, so let's get them too. Let us add Pakistan the list. Who can trust them after Musharaf is out of power. Oh this is very good....I am ready to be a top advisor on the Cheney/Bush foreign policy team.
Now regarding world finance....here is what I recommend....Let's put tariffs on foreign steel to screw up American companies that depend on high quality, low cost steel from places like Brazil. It will be good for obsolete steel producers in Pennsylvania and it is a swing state. Then when Brazil loses 80% of its exports to the USA because of the tariffs and has a little financial crisis which could screw up the Western Hemisphere let us give them $30 Bn to keep them afloat....can't let the USA financial world take some heat, now can we? And who gives a damn about no bail-out campaign talk? We can blame this on Clinton. And you know what, I suggest we have a 3 1/2 hour economic forum. Where....why in Waco, where else?? Three and one half hours ought to do it. All views will be similar so why stretch it out? We will have 1 1/2 breakout sessions and then everyone can reconvene and each team can present its' solutions in an hour, followed by lunch and then an hour on the treadmill and still time for a round a golf preceded by a a little interaction with the press to tell them how "outraged" oops....pleased we all are with the great session, followed by instructions to the press to learn from my golf swing.
My gosh.....is this some kind of living nightmare???
Who selected these clowns??? |
