Lost1, we should not jump to the conclusion that this is a bad thing.
Imagine yourself in Hollywood, one evening. You go to a bar or two, have a couple of drinks, maybe take a few too many swigs of bottled water. You are wary of using the restrooms because they are filled with people doing lines of coke, or because you aren't sure but you think the last guy who went in 20 minutes ago looked a bit like George Michael.
So you try to hold it. You walk outside, along the walk of fame, and the need becomes more urgent. You feel as though you are going to burst. You're 41, not 25 anymore, and you just can't hold it forever. You walk along, and suddenly, there it is....Michael Bolton's star.
And you think....yes there is a God.
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