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Pastimes : Clown-Free Zone... sorry, no clowns allowed
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To: yard_man who wrote (189786)8/29/2002 2:17:27 PM
From: stan_hughes  Read Replies (2) of 436258
 
OT tippet -

Signs that your Amish teen may be in trouble -

A. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
B. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
C. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."
D. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
E. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
F. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
G. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
H. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
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