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To: Clappy who wrote (16557)	8/29/2002 6:50:03 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (2) of 104155

<After the crickets stop chirping, Clappy taps the microphone a few times...> Tap. Tap. Tap. <He blows into it.> Fffffewww. Fffffewww. Fffffewww. <He goes back and rereads the post he sprung out of bed to write this morning because the idea finally had come to him as he laid staring through the darkness at his ceiling during the wee hours of the morning: Message 17931052 ...> <He scratches his head.> Was my punchline off? I thought I killed! Do I need to hire an artist? or a writer? Maybe I'm not drawing with the right words to show you the picture that I see. Mind you... I'm not begging for compliments... Just looking to improve my skills. A half empty snark would have been sufficient. <g> <Clappy re explains the punchline...> Ya see, Shrub hears the normal AOL greeting that says "Welcome!" and "You Have Mail!". He doesn't understand 'cause he's new to the internet (the one his opponent invented) so he runs out to his U.S. postal mailbox to see if it's true. Then he's puzzled how the man talking to him from inside his computer new that he had mail. Do ya get it? How about the army men toys that he was playing with?! The image of him as him a youngster calling his uncle (father's buddy) for help?! Yelling to him through low technology tin-cans-tied-together-with-string... <Clappy makes the sound similar to Tom Hanks' laugh in the movie "The Money Pit" after he sees his filled bath tub fall through the floor onto the marble floor below him breaking into one billion pieces. Sort of a maniacle laugh.> <Cricket... Cricket... Cricket...> Jeesh. This sure is a tough room... <The dimwitted stooge doesn't realize that Cheney had his men reroute Clappy's internet line to post directly to the Right Wing GWB Thread...> <Cheney is heard mumbling in the background, "That aught to squash that antagonizing pinko!"> -HennysViolin

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