James, I don't embarrass really easily or anything!!! (Duh!!) You weren't being ironic again, were you?? I get so confused when you do that!!
Those hard vegetarian nipples simply don't exude the subtle after-taste and -smell of masticated, recently consumed animal carcass bits and pieces rotting in the digestive tract of the excited woman.
Mint leaves COULD be crushed with hard meat-eater nipples as well, but if the woman has recently consumed lamb, you could just rub some mint jelly on them and lick it off or something!!! Not much point in wasting homegrown organic mint on the body of a carnivore. Bon appetit!!
To each his own in nipple preference. I have to say that if I were into women, I would be out hunting for vegetarian sweeties, because I think they must taste better. However, I have no PROOF of this--I am engaging in pure speculation here. Shall we discuss it??
Incidentally, I am not the saddest person in the world, by a long shot!! I may express my angst differently than you do, but I am feeling content and quite relaxed this morning. How about you??
Why don't you just drink some of my special lemonade and CHILL!!!! I forgot to tell you that those are California MEYER lemons, the best kind, the same ones they use at Chez Panisse in the lemon sorbet . . . |
