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To: Cactus Jack who wrote (54906)	9/6/2002 6:22:22 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) of 65232

Is that PaintedCow photo for real? Yeah it's for real. Another thing that irks me is that I tried to compete with that cow. I ate a ton of grass. Made the farmers lawn look purty. I didn't care much for the taste of Kentucky Blue Grass, Fescue, Rye, and Zoia. Eating it was horrible. Besides it gave me bad gas. So instead I started smoking it... That worked fine for a while until the farmer noticed that I was getting the munchies so bad that I was eating part of his crop. A month later he nailed me with a random drug test. All that grass I smoked must have stayed in my blood stream... He said he knew I was up to no good when he noticed I had converted that milking machine into a turbo charged bong... Whew! Two hits off of that thing and you were so high that you'd find yourself floating around The Milky Way... <Dealies computer senses another bad pun so it automatically engages the mechanical large hook which drags the twit off the stage again...> <BigDog sprints out to the barn to see if the milking machine bong trick really works...> :o) -OldMcDonaldsHashBrowns

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