A liberal was walking in the beach on Florida, suddenly he
finds a bottle and after opened came upon a genie singing: "Bush Won, won, haha, The liberal said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied: Okay, but which is your party and your candidate in the last election. The liberal answered: I am democrat and my candidate was Al Gore. The genie disappointed replied: "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune with your fellow conservatives and Supporters of this new Administration, you are going to receive, your three wishes"
The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?"
"Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney." |
