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Strategies & Market Trends : Anthony @ Equity Investigations, Dear Anthony,

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To: Ga Bard who wrote (80178)9/15/2002 5:33:59 PM
From: StockDung  Read Replies (1) of 122087
 
Take the GaBardHypester Test to See if you qualify:

1. Do you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids?

Yes

No

Sometimes

2. Does the Kelly Blue Book value on your truck go up and down, depending on how much gas is in it?

Yes

No

Who is Kelly Blue Book?

3. Do you ever have to go outside to get something from the fridge?

Yes

No

Not anymore

4. Do you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard?

Yes

No

5. Have you ever lit a match in the bathroom and your trailer exploded right off its wheels?

Yes

No

Once, but I can explain.

6. Did you have to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures?

Yes

No

7. Has your wife's hairdo ever been ruined by a ceiling fan?

Yes

No

8. Has your front porch ever collapsed, killing all of your dogs?

Yes

No

9. Does the Halloween pumpkin on your porch have more teeth than your spouse?

Yes

No

That depends on how many teeth the pumpkin has.

10. Do you ever wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean?

Yes

No

11. Has your property ever been mistaken for a recycling center?

Yes

No

No, but sometimes people stop by thinking that I'm having a yard sale.

12. Do you think a "subdivision" is part of a math problem?

Yes

No

13. Do you have a working T.V. sitting on top of a non-working T.V.?

Yes

No

Not anymore

14. If a tornado hit your neighborhood, would it do $100,000 worth of improvements?

Yes

No

15. Has the Salvation Army ever declined your mattress?

Yes

No

Why would I give them my mattress?

16. Do you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table?

Yes

No

Not when we have company.

17. Do you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on the side?

Yes

No

18. Have you ever asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?"

Yes

No

Just once

19. Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap?

Yes

No

20. Does it matter what type of material you use to "skirt" your trailer?

Yes

No
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