what do I need that stuff for ? I gots kids .
Falling asleep while driving with kids? Impossible.
Between them and my wife I gave up getting anywhere fast years ago. She (whom I agree with when necessary for self preservation and a good nights sleep) has to go pee every sixty miles. Why such a small bladder came in such a nicely constructed woman is beyond me.
And the kids...It goes something like this from the moment Istart backing out the drive way...SHE TOUCHED ME,DID NOT , OOOOO THATS GROSS, ------IS LOOKING AT ME, I THINK I AM GOING TO BE SICK, I FORGOT MY, WAS THAT CAT OUT SIDE OR IN, I,M BOARD, WHEN WILL WE GET THERE , I THINK I SAW A MAN WITH A GUN, THAT WOMAN IN THE CAR OVER THERE IS NAKED, LOOK A SPACE SHIP, DAD ... DAD...DAD... COULD YOU FIX MY SHOE, I THINK I SWALLOWED MY RETAINER, OH LOOK THE CAT WAS HIDING UNDER THE SEAT,HE IS STILL LOOKING AT ME, WHATS THAT NOISE, I THINK SOME PARTS JUST FELL OFF THE VAN , I DID NOT, TELL ME A STORY, CAN I PLAY MY VIOLIN, THATS NOT FAIR, WHO FARTED, WHAT SMELLS, HEH DAD YOU KNOW THOSE SAFTEY FLAIRS I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH,--------IS PLAYING WITH THE BEAR SPRAY, I WAS SICK IN THE BACK BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO STOP I AM ALL BETTER NOW.........I UNPLUGGED THE FRIDGE FOR YOU, WHICH GRANNY ARE WE VISITING THE DEAD ONE OR THE LIVE ONE, WHICH ONE IS WHICH, MY STOMIC IS MAKING NOISES..........Um dad you know when I do something bad and you still love me??
With this I need an alarm ? You have to be kidding
Carbon monoxide ? No way there is allways one window left open.
When they were young I would stick a dirty diaper out the window when I wanted to change lanes....there was always a space for me to change lanes into.
Off to a meeting
again
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