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Pastimes : The Death of Silicon Investor
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To: E. Charters who wrote (845)9/25/2002 5:00:22 AM
From: E. Charters   of 1003
 
Not a word of a lie. About Belushi OR the Albanian TV.

I stretched the truth about dog carts. While they outnumber automobiles, it is only by ten to one.

Albanian women are good looking. Disregard what you hear about them hunting for worms, wearing rubber boots to church and using pictures of Groucho Marx to shave by once a day. And they use underarm deodorant. But only on their rubber boots as a lubricant.

I used to live in a community called Red Lake. Mennonite women there actually wore dresses made out of table cloths and oversize rubber boots. I know what you are thinking about the oversize angle. Fuggeddaboudid. You would have to appear in a shower of light before they would come across. I used to use a sparkler, a flashlight, a tape on a boom box, and a bed sheet. Worked every time.

Good people though. Actually flew piper cubs around rescuing people and sending them food. And they never talked bad about anyone, or acted petty or unfair towards anyone. Would even talk to the neighbourhood drunk and serial killer. (Moi, naturellement) Preached and practiced too. Damn few dew.

Strangest ... Beyonce Knowles is a Texan. Go figure. That means Dubya has to dance the lone steer stomp to her singles before beer and flapjacks every sunrise as a presidential duty.

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