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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF
COMS 0.00130-87.0%Nov 7 9:30 AM EST

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To: Scrapps who wrote (21754)10/3/2002 9:06:28 PM
From: David Lawrence  Read Replies (1) of 22053
 
Since my Texans' one and only win was against the Cowpokes, I guess I can post this:

Subject: DALLAS COWBOY QUIZ

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboys player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A. Texas Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn't Fort Worth have a professional football team?
A. Because then Dallas would want one.

Q. Why was Dave Campo upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going to run the football?
A. Emmitt leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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