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To: abuelita who wrote (17255)10/4/2002 1:48:00 AM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (2) of 104197
 
cranky canuck-

they pay them speech writers
lotsa bucks


how much do they pay?

clappie and i are getting more interested
by the hour.

HOUR: length of time it takes to
listen to the speech.

DAY: length of time it takes to
write the speech.

speeches? WE could write sinking speeches.
<gold of sierra madre bad guys voices>

uuuuhhh... here's the very short gist of billy's speech:

Message 18071292

and we're not talking about saddam here...
we're talking about tony blair...

in the speech, he praises tony (applause all around)
he explains how the laws of nature work, i.e.,
that our common humanity comes first, that we are
interdependent but we must integrate... (more praise
of tony)... that we can still celebrate our
interesting differences... but in order to evolve
we must put the needs of our common humanity first.
(more applause) (tony's mind is spinning by now
because his whole labour party and constituency is fired
up) (billy has embraced him with a beautiful hug,
elevated him almost to sainthood, and craftily
thrusts upon him all the responsibility that comes
with the role of being a saint in charge of making
the world a better place) DAMN... it was fun to watch. <g>

what a master!!

they get lotsa bucks for reading
what the sign-makers (speech-writers) write.


ok then... who wrote lincoln's gettysburg address?

and what stupid bastard wrote...

"i did not have sex wif dat wimen...
ms. lewd windski" ??

and...

"that depends on what the meaning of IS, is." ??

it mussta been rush limbaugh, eh?

-el p dude
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