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Attention! Beltway Shoppers!
When in Washington late in the fall, check out your neighbourhood sporting supply store for the latests in mil spec camo and anti-fragmentation outerwear. Corundum anti-ballistic safety glass and helmet material is available at many fine stores. Also be sure to avail yourself of city guides, the "what to do and where to go, and where to hide when shots are heard." Ask for "Washington under Fire, The Contemporary Urban Guerilla." Selling well at our stores in Suburban D.C. are Flak Jackets, BAR area defense weapons, trenching tools, and sandbags. Don't go the shopping mall without basic recon and perimeter defense equipment. Selling well is the Armoured Half Track, periscopes, anti-small arms radar, and aerial recon drones. Also check out our fall line of field grade stretchers, and complete medic kits for the conscientous objector in your family. Ever popular is the Mall Sniper Roulette Board game, and remember folks, the first shopper of the day gets a ticket on the time raffle for the next shopper to get "it". Surprisingly affordable at all our Urban Terror Kiosks is anti-sniper or mall-rat mugging insurance. For only 2.50 a day your family has 1 million coverage in case of sniper attack, Al Quaeda bombardment, Al Fatah suicide bomb, regular patriotic american hold up (look for stars and stripes stickers on getaway car or stocking mask) or just plain shipping cart hijacking by local hip hop gangs. Don't delay -- get coverage today.
Our slogan for the Washington value-conscious shop-til-you-drop set..."Bite the bullet and buy protection now or eat the bullet later."
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