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Pastimes : Clown-Free Zone... sorry, no clowns allowed
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To: Joan Osland Graffius who wrote (198558)10/18/2002 1:16:22 PM
From: Tommaso  Read Replies (3) of 436258
 
I just did this as a joke, mostly, after reading some comments last week, but look at the email I just got:

Thank you for your recent internet application for a Home Equity Line
in the amount of 100,000. We are happy to inform you that your request has

been approved. You will be receiving a loan package in the mail within the
next few days. These papers will need to be signed and notarized and
returned to us using the return receipt. The fees associated with this
request are follows: Flood Certification $11.50, Title Search $87.00 and
Recording Fees 32.00. These fees will be deducted from the line. Once you
have reviewed the package, please feel free to call me with any
questions you may have.

You would think they would include a ten-foot length of rope pre-tied in a noose along with it!
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