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"Da chef's big time markit bottom callin' service and Pacific coast fish bait emporium, kin I help ya?"
Yes, thank you. I'd like to order a market bottom please.
"A markit bottim, eh? Dats wutz we alreddy had here, chump. I bin postin bout it fer dayz now, where ya bin?"
Really? Oh dear, I hope I'm not too late. Do you still have your 'to da moon' service, or is it all sold out?
"Nope, youse can still git to da moon wit da chef. Alls I needz is cash or a valid VISA number, and yer in."
I see. Could you please tell me what type of warranty comes with one of your market calls? Your track record is, shall we say, somewhat spotty, and some of my friends think I should just buy a good dart set instead.
"I kin gar-an-tee that dis bottim call will be jest as good as the last ten I made. Youse cant get mor consistent den dat."
Sounds great. Can I supersize to Dow 36000 with that?
"Well, you git your Dow 10K wit da bronze service, yer Dow 20K wit da silver, and Dow 30K wit da gold sub-scrip-shun. If youse wantz mor den dat, I suggest da platinum unlimited moon shot program, and dis week we gots a special on it dat includes a mailer wit sum of dem newfangled tech-knee-kal lookin charts and 2 floor seats to last season's Grizzlies home opener. I picked dose up myself cheap just da other day at the corner of Howe and Robson, heckuva deal."
Okay, I'll email you a cheque this afternoon.
"Email? Is this Luc?"
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