200 pounds of flesh from her neighbor, and 20,000 pounds of flesh from the airline. Not bad.
Did you vote in the poll linked by that story?
"If an obese passenger requires two seats on an aircraft, who should bear the cost?"
Current results:
The airline: 27,789
The passenger: 143,203
Hear, hear!
My poll:
Should airlines put in larger fricking seats and provide more leg room?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325
Should airlines disable the recline feature in coach so other passengers don't have the back of a seat plastered to their face during the entire flight?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325
For flights lasting longer than 90 minutes, should your first cocktail be served before the plane begins its descent?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325
Should Xanax be included with the complimentary drink offerings?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325
Should leaving a snot filled tissue in the seat back compartment be a federal offense?
No: 1
Yes: 167,985,324
Should normal people who are categorically unable to exit the plane in a prompt and orderly fashion be allowed to sit forward of the last row?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325
Should passengers who clearly have no physical or mental defects be allowed to pre-board just because they cross their eyes or pretend to have a limp?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325
Should additional seat cushions be provided to persons with large guts and bony asses?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325
Should parents traveling with tots that have soiled their diapers be required to go elsewhere and change the little fuckers?
No: 0
Yes: 167,985,325 |
