Choices.....
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or
get married and wish you were dead.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes
I am, I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's
still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to
the opposite sex. |
