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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: TigerPaw who wrote (25338)10/31/2002 2:42:47 AM
From: David Lawrence   of 62549
 
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet ?

They were dating the same girl in high school.

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President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.

"I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."

"Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"

"These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!"

"Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"

"I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea."

"Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"
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