Buddy, the old lady was lookin fine until #2, the "Colossal Baby"
came along. Nine pounds thirteen ounces. Heck I thought I fell
into an oil tanker. I have to wear condoms with thinsulate linings
just to touch the sides. lol
I can tell you have never spent ten years in a house with three
menstruating women. Tell a joke and one of them will start to cry.
You think they could get a little timing going and get it done in one
week? HA! Three weeks out of a month trashed! Heck we might as
well have had another girl!
When your boy moves into the dorm, you will be the one crying when
you write the checks. We spent $1900 for a computer this fall and with
the old lady being computer illiterate, the phone bill to Penn State is
higher than the computer payment each month.
They worked it out well. When one got done the other started. I have
written out a check every six months for four and a half years now.
Three and a half to go. I could be retired by now if they would just
take and get married.
The older one lived with her boyfriend, a Naval Academy graduate, this
summer. When she loaded up her stuff, I looked him right in the eye and
told him I had a no return policy. A month ago the Navy sent him to Florida
for flight school. What do you think he dropped off on my doorstep?
A girl I spent 40K on is now working at...... Old Navy, making $8.50 an hour!
Eating my food, driving my car, on my insurance.
My old man kicked me in the ass at 18 and said have a good life. I used to
wonder why he was laughing at the time.
You just have it good right now. Try getting your wife to have sex the
first time your boy takes the car out. She will be sitting by the window
waiting for the lights to come up the drive. Probably just bringing it
up will get you "the look".
You may as well sit down and write out the checks for the car payment
and insurance. lol Nothing is going to happen that night.
Shit man, now I'm depressed. Got to go call my girlfriend. hehe |
