dude, you think I have it good with just a 9 year old ...
you are sorely mistaken ...
My old lady has a girl (26) and a boy (24) from a previous fling ... the kids are not in good terms with their dad and have not seen him in years even though he lives probably within 10 miles ...
shit, who do you think has been writing checks for their tuition and whatever else they need ...
the girl just moved out in February this year, and every other week or so, she will call up her mom and said 'let's go shopping', and who do you think is picking up her tab ...
I still have student loans to pay for the next 10 farking years for kids that are not even my own ...
talking about sad stories ...
dude, at least you are spending money on your own kid ...
well, even though I have never spent time in a house with three menstruating women, I have spent time with 2 ...
$1900 for a computer, is it a top of the line Dell Notebook ... I thought all computers are under $1000 by now ...
<<I could be retired by now if they would just
take and get married.>>
you better hope and pray that they remain single for awhile, guess who is going to pay for the wedding bill, and that is going to be in the 6 figures, buddy, I think you are toast !!!
My old lady's mom, sister and brother-in-law is coming visit for a month starting next Wednesday, I have to go and get a mattress today, damn it, another $1000 down the toilet ... |
