<<I knew you were the good husband / father regardless of the crap you post on here. Actually family is the essence of life. But I will claim my old lady had a gun to my head when I wrote that. lol>>
okay, buddy, I am warning you, don't ever called my stuff crap your old lady does not have a gun to your head, she just have something you don't have, and you know man, they always want the stuff they don't have, and you, my friend, is no different !!!
<<Are you a brainiac? I would have never thought of xeroxing of a $75 book.>>
dude, when you only have 74 bucks in your pocket, and you have to buy a 75 bucks book, you will think of ways to stretch it ... confession time, I did pony up 75 bucks for the book, except I have to search my pocket for a pack of chewing gum so that I can return to the bookstore clerk for the $1 refund ...
<<My old lady can be a trip. She just asked me: " If you have three apples and take two away, how many do you have? " I said where did I leave the other one?, and she said shit and walked away. hehehe She is too easy!>>
my old lady asked me a similar question the other night, but instead of three apples, she said three nipples, damn, she knows how to get me excited ... |