To prepare for his big date, the young man went on top of the roof
of his apartment building in order to get a little color for
himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the
nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the
roof, and managed to get sunburned on his "tool." Being very
determined the young man decided not to miss his date because it
was with a hot blonde. So, he put some lotion on his manhood and
wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful
situation. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment,
and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after
which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During
the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up.
After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be
excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in
reducing sunburn pain so he went to the kitchen, and poured a
tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in
the milk and experienced immediate relief. The blonde, however,
wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find
him with his "Johnson" immersed in a glass of milk.
With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S
how you load those things. |
