A Song, by augieboo.
(Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz," by Janis Joplin.)
Oh Lord, won't you give me a change in the trend?
I bet wrong on Rydex -- I so need a friend.
I'm hemorraging money, out of my rear end.
So Lord, won't you give me a change in the trend?
Oh Lord, won’t you give me a down week or three?
The pundits are bullish, all over the t.v.
I followed the retrace, but now it's toasting me.
So oh Lord, won't you give me a down week or three?
Oh Lord, won't you allow me a single leg down?
I've traded so careful, I'm never a clown.
Now the markets are up, but my money is down.
Oh Lord, won't you allow me a single leg down?
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you give me a change in the trend?
I bet wrong on Rydex -- I so need a friend.
I'm hemorraging money, out of my rear end.
So oh Lord, won't you give me a change in the trend? |
